my parents call me a pig
my sister a non-monkey
my friends call me a deranged orangutan that cant find her stuff
I shall take these remarks as direct threats to the well-being of me, lily chopstick. HAHA! blogger corrected my "capstick" to chopstick! I guess I am a chopstick then.
ANYWAYS, whatever my name may be I must avenge myself by...
using my fork and knife correctly at the dinner table
showing my sister my amazing kitchen counter top and shelf monkey climbing skillzzzz
make my room so amazing that I not only can find my stuff BUT my room will be so organized and DETAILED and FLAMAKUSH AMAZING that they will faint when they walk in through my door.
I will post my progress...