5.17.2011

Cassidy... The epitome of evil

Hey, so now that I have all these followers... my first move is to publicly humiliate the evilest creature in my life... my sister. >:)

HA HA HA


Most of us have siblings. And if you don't have one, I'm sure you have heard countless times how lucky you are. You know all about the fighting, the teasing, the absolute annoyance of it all. And I'm sure all the siblings out there claim to have the most aggrivating sibling there is. But trust me. Mine wins.

See my little sister Cassidy is absolutely visious. I remember when I was about 6, my friends refused to come over to my house. Why? They were scared my sister would bite them again. Oh and I'm sure this is not big news for all of you. Biting seems to be oddly common. But most kids grow out of it. Yea, well not my sister. She's eleven, a sixth grader, and still seems to be teething. But at least her bite marks aren't as odd... See what was rare about my sisters bite mark was the huge gap in the center. My sister had the oddest teeth. Every tooth had more room than it needed. None of her teeth touched each other. They were spread about and stuck out to the point where she didn't have to even bite to make a mark on your skin.

Her laugh is dangerous too. It's boisterous, contagious, and outrageous. When she's laughing, I mean, she will just flop on anything in her way. Whether its a car, a person, a nose. I remember one time her teeth made a cut on my dads nose while she was laughing. Her spongebob laugh. His nose started bleeding. She stuck her teeth right in. We tried to get my dad to wear a bandade to work on his nose. He wouldn't do it. I guess dad's don't think its cool to wear barbie bandades on their noses.

I just think it's funny that it doesn't matter that I am 3 years older than her... She always is the one  chasing ME, and I'm always getting beat up. I mean... I usually win you see, but if she gets really mad, like if I take her chapstick or something, the REALLY special chapstick that is pink and pretty, I need to seek refuge. AND RIGHT AWAY. That means let go of the chapstick and RUN FOR MY LIFE. Grab a door and hold it shut until she finally moves away. Or until I have found a weapon to wave in her face. Weapons like... a bat. A ball. A skooter... or even just a certain ninja move to distract her... like waving my hands back in forth around me and kicking my legs out to make it impossible for her to dig her nails into me.

AHHHHH... I doubt she'll be very happy to see I have posted this now that I have 194 followers... HAHAHAHAH 194 PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SEE THIS?!!! hhahahah oh gosh, I'm getting my ninja on..

28 comments:

  1. Oh, your gonna get it now...

    Yeah, I've got siblings like that. Two younger brothers.

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  2. Congrats on your blog of note status! Great blog. Have to say, that is an epic picture of your sister, and I agree. She probably won't be too happy. lol

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  3. Congrats on the blog of note :) and yes, i also agree, i dont think your sister will be too pleased :P

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  4. Awh, If you didn't have siblings you wish you had some. It sucks to be an only child. Tho I have a sister and we have nothing in common once so ever. :/ She's still my sis and I would be sad without her

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  5. I have three little sisters. And yes, they beat me up. ITS SO ANNOYING! and alisa hits HARD. hahaha so freaking funny. looove it

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  6. blog hopping... accidentally i happen to stumbled upon your blog.. and i like it...

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  7. maan, thats made me not to sleep this nght!

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  8. Haha, you should have put your siste rin her place when she was younger and you had your chance! Now the war will simply rage on.

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  9. And I thought I had it bad! My 3 year old brother is the most hyper creature you will ever meet. He hates sleeping...unless it's in someone else's bed, most likely mine. (I found him curled up in my bed one day about to doze off. He told ME to get out so he could sleep)
    Then there's my one year old baby sister who appears serene, but will pull your hair when irritated. HARD.
    Kids. Gotta love 'em.

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  10. Hey, lol, I was pressed for time earlier and I'm not all to sure how that message system works and if it went through. Anyways, I would be intereasted in hearing your tips and what you have to say and such, it would be really nice of you to do so. Thanks, oh and check out my other blogs, the BOK one is better than hearing about my life, haha.
    http://adrian-bloodofkings.blogspot.com/

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  11. Your blog is so great, but your sister is going to kill you, so say your prayers!

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  12. Please check my blog out! www.hannarctica.blogspot.com

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  13. lol! I'm sure a few years later you will both look back and laugh about it all. But that pic IS undeniably convincing.lol

    Great post! ;-)

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  14. siblings can be such a pain!!! but someday you'll love having them. My sister and I are really close.


    Great job on the blog!

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  15. This is greeeeeat! Ha, I'm so glad that I moved out, my lil sister was soooo bad XD Love her tho ;)

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  16. haha im an only child so these stories really amuse me

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  17. Great blog, funny, entertaining!

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  18. Congratulations on be a Blog of note. I was the oldest of 4 and so I know what you are talking about.

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  19. Haha, Love your blog. Random Feet? Way to catch ppls attention. It certinly caught mine. I laughed... Like alot. Hahah

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  21. That picture totally scares bad Mitch

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  22. That picture is frightening. And it is true: I love my little brother, and yet I can't help but hate him. It's his fault he's so annoying! Congrats on blogs of note! :o)

    www.hmc3.blogspot.com

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  23. Honestly, when I saw the 'Random feet' I thought it was some nutjob taking pictures of peoples feet. But instead I found this! Amazing blog, really well written.

    Mind if I steal your idea of putting a horrid photo of sister up? I have the perfect one of my seven year old sister with knickers hanging out of her mouth giving the camera 'the look'. It makes me wet myself everytime I see it

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  24. hahahaha these comments are hilarious and so nice! thank you all so much! georgina go ahead and post the picture of your sister, you dont need my permission!!

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  25. dude its like u have 2 b onguard 24/7 lol

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  26. Heyy people. This is Cassidy (epic face in the picture....lily's sister)

    This is my funny face, during a funny face contest.

    Oh yeah, as you can probs tell, it won :)

    Byee!

    Cassidy

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  27. you know, older sisters can be just as bad! mine is a living example.
    p.s. i <3 your blog -_^

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